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Grace Note for October 10, 2015

October 10, 2015
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about:

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”... but you are only offered a “penny for your thoughts”? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

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