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Grace Note for October 15, 2015

Grandpa was a smart man and here are some of his pearls of wisdom about marriage:

Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough “horse sense” to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past…but never the present.

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man—he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health and he's already used to taking orders.

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